funnyordie: Betwixt The Music: Jewel and Sarah Palin In the exclusive premiere of Betwixt The Music, Jewel tells the story of the band she formed with Sarah Palin and what eventually caused their breakup. Crab scone!
girl on bus with pizza
it smells so good, you should share the pie with your busmates. Its the civil thing to do
Somebody is drinking martinis in the kitchen!
Moving day:8 am
Kara: want some iced tea? Me: sure Kara hands me iced tea. Me: Kara, is there booze in this? Kara: Its moving day, we can do whatever we want! Its delicious
Trampled by Turtles-Wait so long. Seeing these guys play at the Middle East in Cambridge in Nov. Wicked excited
So I just found out that my step mother was...
and disorderly conduct. mind you my dad was never a part of this conversation., I heard from my mother and a source that will remain anonymous that she was arrested. He has yet to tell me or my Brother and has outright lied to my Brother about it. #Parentsactingliketeens
The Decemberists- The wanting comes in Waves live Saw them do the Hazards of love live and it was epic, I love watching Funk and Colin jump around/head bang/play rock stars
charlie's match.com profile (in gifs)
itsalwayssunny: dounyapetunia: tacky-town: elfauno: what are some of your likes? “Uhh.. ghouls.” Son of a bitch, what are you talking about now? You know, funny little green ghouls, going… ahh. What, like in movies? In cartoons? Little green ghouls, buddy! DON’T write “ghouls”! I’m not! I’m putting “travel”! Jesus Christ.
Funyons and wine
Better combination than one would think
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: 25 life lessons... →
You do not hunt a man. Europeans can set up everything. When you sign up your bar to host a dance competition, be sure that there is no “Pride” section. If you want this baby boy’s hole, you gotta pay the troll toll. Men are strong and can carry heavy things. Women are weak and they can’t. …
Mad Men on the TV
A bottle of Field mouse’s farewell, Civ 5 downloading on the lappy, a good night all in all.
michaelianblack: First trailer for “Backwash,” the new Web series that will be blowing people’s shit right out of their asses this fall on Crackle.com. Really looking forward to this
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.– Thomas Jefferson (via simko) (via verbadjectivenoun) (via quote-book) I love Jefferson
Bad Language American History: The Boston Tea...
michaelianblack: These stupid assholes in England were all, “We’re gonna tax your tea.” America was all, “Fuck you. We didn’t say you could do that.” England goes, “We can do whatever we want, bitch.” America was like, “You’re the bitch, bitch. Get that shit out of Boston.” England’s all, “Fuck off.” America’s all, “This shit is ON!” Then there was a war.
I need to learn that habenaro sauce is never a...
my mouth is literally on fire right now
I know its not even nine am
but I could really use a drink, fucking unemployment
When you think about it, rules for drinking are not so different from rules for...– -Geoff Nicholson (via colinmeloy) Very true
Making homemade banana pancakes with this homemade... →
krazykarot: I am 99% sure all of you have the ingredients to make this mix right now in your pantry. It’s ridiculously easy and I will let you know just how delicious they are soon. sooooooooooooooooooo good I am awesome at pancaking