January 2011
88 posts
keraunopathy asked: WOAH. I live in Willow! Small world!
keraunopathy asked: WOAH. I live in Willow! Small world!
Just cracked open my Stillwater Stateside Saison
I am a happy man
self indulgent lonely whiney goodbye 2010 blog
please feel free to skip this blog post the beer and random postings will come back shortly. This is for the three people who know me who read this blog and I care about deeply. Well it’s selfishly more for myself than you three (although i do care about you immensely and don’t really want anybody to worry about me with this blog, I just really need to vent and miss having my friends...
December 2010
106 posts
Does this make me a Douche?
So an old High School friend got married. In High School said friend was incredibly homophobic and used to get visibly upset when i would play hit on him. Mind you I'm straight but really have no issue with sexuality and found it funny that he would get so easily offended by somebody he knew was straight blowing kisses at him. He would turn beet red and literally run towards me and pummel me, I'm not really sure why I would specifically goad a friend into a beating but it was always fun seeing him turn so red and pissy when he knew i was fucking with hi. So he posted today on His FB page about getting married and this is the convo that followed (after I congratulated him, and after the teasing we had a civil chat about our lives so I don't think I'm too big of a douche, I still thought that this was funny though.)
Me: Is the wedding why you stopped sending me flowers?
Friend: no the flowers were for your funeral
Me: this is why i love you [Name Redacted], always thinking about the future
Friend someone has to
Me: Why not live in the now? Remember our trip to Belize?
Friend: nope i sure dont...but i remember nyc
Me: The carriage ride through Central park, the first time we... well keeping this going would just be plain rude to your new bride! I wish you both the best!
Dr: red meat is ok, just in moderation
first thing I do? Go to flat patties
My Sam Adams Infinium Review
So while most people are partying with their families and being jovial and me being home with out much to do I have decided to write a review of the Sam Adam’s Infinium beer. While this might sound moderately dull to some of you kind readers out there let me tell you it is quite the opposite.So I bring you Jay’s Christmas eve beer review!
Sam Adam’s Infinium beer.: Let’s talk history of this beer...
There’s a way to combine the tracks from OK Computer (hereinafter referred to as...
– 10 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden in Famous Albums | Cracked.com (via awesomely)
Um....holy shit
The Decemberists went full on Country!
I mean I know they’ve done Country covers (Please daddy don’t get drunk for Christmas springs immediately to mind.)
But All Arise! off of The King is Dead is straight out of Nashville.
:Fingers crossed: snow day!
Deal with it……Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
Revisiting Pablo Honey
Early Radiohead makes me happy, well any Radiohead really, but early is making me smile right now.
forgot how much i loved this disc
Just burnt my tongue on Ramen noodles
High class I am not
The New Yorker: SantaLeaks →
newyorker:
The New Yorker is off for the holidays, but we’ll leave you with this confluence of current affairs and Christmas:
SantaLeaks: an analysis of more than a hundred thousand documents recently leaked by a disgruntled elf has revealed several surprising facts about the North Pole’s most famous…
krazykarot:
kraftastic:
funnyordie:
An Important Message from Women Everywhere
Listen up, guys. Women are tired of a certain prickly phenomenon and they want to be heard.
I’m going to put this here for no real reason at all…
1. I am laughing so hard I’m nearly crying.
2. Who does that!?
3. HAHAHAHAHA
4. I love the women of Sunny in this. Especially Mac’s mom.
1.) You’re...
funnyordie:
An Important Message from Women Everywhere
Listen up, guys. Women are tired of a certain prickly phenomenon and they want to be heard.
I’m going to put this here for no real reason at all…
hellaposer:
okg0:
“Return” Preformed on the bells by Ok Go (by Rusty Sessions)
I’m sorry, but I love these guys forever and ever.
how can you not?